Whilst my gorgeous wife was buzzing her clit this morning, she asked me to assist her by using two fingers to rub her G-spot as I flicked my tongue around her labia. Everything was going well up to the point when I began breathing warm air on her pussy. From then onwards, her impending climax went rather pear-shaped. This, folks, is the reason why.. "I'm sure I'm beginning to sound like Darth Vader down here." I said, as I briefly came up for air. "Yes, you are, Teddy." She replied, before suddenly bursting out into uncontrollable giggles. It was then that I had an unwelcome flash-back… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

Get days when hubby likes to take the piss/mickey out of me. when he does he calls it: 'I'll-take-the-piss-but-I-still-love-you-to-bits" mood. His favourite nicknames for me when he does this are: Little Scrote, Dork, Squit and Extra-terrestrial, manager's special, army surplus (my biological dad was in the army. I am adopted) If I have been messing things up (I try to do something and it doesn't work) being clumsy and hurting myself (dropping things on myself or knocking myself on things) he likes calling me: his sweet little f**k-up and clumsy oaf. Examples of what I call piss-takin… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

First portion - with toy Today I have managed to get sex twice. This is to make sure just incase people come home later or tomorrow I have had my pre Valentine sex. The first one was this morning when hubby came up to bed he saw tissues on the floor so he asked me what they were from and I said it was because I got wet before I went to sleep. So he climbed up on the bed and pulled the duvet back and put his head between my legs and sniffed me saying what nice honey I have. He was cheeky and push my pants to the side and gave me a lick and asked me if wanted sex and confirmed ever… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

I made a new video today just waiting to upload it as hamster says it is currently busy with uploads. When I can I will put it up and it was filmed by my hubby on my iPad so it is a but shaky. lol… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

We thought everyone was going to be away this whole weekend as that is what they said so I had more simple sex yesterday night after not having it while hubby was away. So what has just happened the other lodger just turned up. Reason I am annoyed I was about to start getting stuff out and have fun with hubby and my toys so more naughty sex. Special as I was not feel great this moring it was a treat I was looking forward to. Now my plans have been ruined. I just hope the bastard(mean I know) lodger is not going to be coming up and down all the time to smoke. Also if only he would put mu… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

Was wondering if anyone else is waiting for videos to be post. I tried To upload a short video of me painting my toe nails but for some reason it Is still in the waiting area even after 20hrs.… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

Feeling a little anxious as hubby is going away this afternoon till Friday afternoon. He did go a way for a little longer just before Christmas and it was the first time since married I had spent more then a day and night apart. Later today I am anxious because when he gets on his train I am be travelling on my own and I don't tend to go out of the house without him. Thinking listening to music to tune people out will make me feel better. As I am staying at my parents. From today till Friday evening I will most likely only be able to log in at night else my parents and nan have an aftern… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

I've no wish to run down the time-honoured institution of pornography. I just think from a personal perspective, it would probably leave me very frustrated. I started young, always punched above my weight, enjoyed the real deal with a healthy number of attractive girls over my many adult years, seldom had a dry spell and never once paid for sex. Am I fortunate? Yes. Should I be grateful? Without a doubt ..and I've been married twice before yet never happier than now. So this, guys, is the reason I'm somewhat unusual in expressing little interest in porn ..at least that was the case until the m… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

A while back hubby did this to me in the Tesco's where we live. I went missing in Tesco, Mr Bear could not find me in the place he left me. So what does he do? He went to the customer service desk & asked for them to do a call out on the tannoy. The next thing I heard was "Bear has lost his llama. Can the llama please come to the customer service desk" Of course when I turned up I did my little llama ears(cupping my hands and placing them on my head and moving them) and tail(using a hand to be a tail) show for the desk staff.(as asked to by hubby) Everyone enjoyed it. lol I do think… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

I tried to provoke getting a telling off by doing the below. Was about to write something and Hubby spoke and made me lose my train of thought and so I told him off. Saying it was his fault I could not remember and Yes I know he was not to blame. lol His reply to that was how would he know when he is allowed to speak. Being cheeky and hoping for a telling off i was arrogant to him. I said as I am wise and know all, he should just assume he has to be quiet and can't speak to me unless I say otherwise. Lol. All I ended up with was him laughing and said how adorable it is when I try… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

When I am in the house I like to be silly and flash my tits at my hubby. I will also sometimes when bored if he is in another room I call him in and do the above but I also like to quickly pull my pants down and flash him my pussy and then I turn around and wiggle my arse at him. I know this is c***dish but I was wondering does anyone do silly things like this with they partners??… Διαβάστε περισσότερα