When I said yes to anal, I didn't know she will fuck my ass with a dildo. #dominantgirl Διαβάστε περισσότερα
Ugly me but who cares
Me: Say something which makes me feel good and bad at the same time. She: You're a proof that even ugly guys can have a pretty dick. Διαβάστε περισσότερα
Is it a Cigarette
One girl, who's a friend of mine, mistakenly touched my crotch. And then she asked me with a surprising look, "You don't smoke, then why you're carrying a cigarette?" Διαβάστε περισσότερα
Pushup Bra
A push-up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty. Διαβάστε περισσότερα
If you wanna fuck her asshole, first lick it
Asshole is really tight if it's virgin. It would be a painful experience for her to get fucked in the ass. First you've to stretch her hole day by day before fucking it. So lick her butthole for a couple of days and once she feels confident got for fucking. Διαβάστε περισσότερα
I think girls prefer my tongue to my dick
Girls are eager to sit on my face and feel my tongue than my cock. Διαβάστε περισσότερα
Perks of small dick
-Why the small dick guy is so happy? -Because he gets blowjob every time his wife needs a toothpick. Διαβάστε περισσότερα